Only Southerners Know!

If you're Southern, you'll know...

** The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.

** Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

** What general direction cattywumpus is.

** That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

** When "by and by" is.

** How to handle your "pot likker"

** The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of cold potato salad.

** The difference between "purt' near" and "a right far piece"

** The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.

** Never to go snipe hunting twice.

** Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

** You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody! But nobody!