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Seen On A Bumper!

** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

** So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

** Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

** All men are idiots...and I married their king.

** IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

** Honk! If you want to see my finger.

** Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

** Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

** I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

** Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

** Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

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