Adam Was Lucky!

Reasons Adam Was The Luckiest Man:

** He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.

** He had no in-laws to drop in.

** There were no Jones for him to keep up with.

** There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.

** He never had his dinner interrupted by window salesmen.

** He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.

** He never had to shovel snow!

** If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.

** There was no "standard weight and height" tables -- and the word FAT meant good.