Bad Kiddie Books!

Children's Books That Didn't Make It...

** You Are Different and That's Bad

** The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

** Dad's New Wife Robert

** Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

** The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

** Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

** The Little Sissy Who Snitched

** Some Kittens Can Fly.

** The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

** The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

** Strangers Have the Best Candy

** Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

** You Were an Accident

** Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

** Pop! Goes The Hamster...
And Other Great Microwave Games

** The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

** Your Nightmares Are Real

** Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

** Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
Be Friends?

** Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

** Daddy Drinks Because You Cry