It's Always Lawyer Season!

There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over the lawyer.

One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to the mission. He pulled over and asked the priest if he would like a ride. The old priest say, "Why, yes, thank you."

As they were driving, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along and instinctively swerved to hit him, but remembered the priest was riding with him. He swerved back on the road and kept going but heard a loud, "thump.'

He checked his rearview mirror and saw nothing... he said to the priest, "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that lawyer." The old priest responded, "Don't worry, my son, I got him with my door."