There was a truck driver, who every
time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve
his truck and run over the lawyer.
One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest
walking along the roadway on his way to the mission. He pulled over and
asked the priest if he would like a ride. The old priest say, "Why, yes,
thank you."
As they were driving, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along and
instinctively swerved to hit him, but remembered the priest was riding
with him. He swerved back on the road and kept going but heard a loud,
"thump.'
He checked his rearview mirror and saw nothing... he said to the priest,
"I'm sorry father, I almost hit that lawyer." The old priest responded,
"Don't worry, my son, I got him with my door."
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