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The Farmer's Divorce!

Attorney: "May I help you??"

Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"

Farmer: "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

Farmer: "No, I don't have a Case, but I got a John Deere."

Attorney: "No, you still don't understand! I mean do you have a grudge?"

Farmer: "Yeah I got a grudge! That's where I park my John Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

Farmer: "Yes, sir, I got a suit! I wear it to church on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Farmer: "Nope, we both get up about 4:30."

Attorney: "Okay, let me put it this way... why do you want a divorce?"

Farmer: "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

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