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** I'll get a world record for this.** It's fireproof.** He's probably just hibernating.** What does this button do?** I'm making a citizen's arrest.** So, you're a cannibal.** It's probably just a rash.** Are you sure the power is off?** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!** Pull the pin and count to what?** Which wire was I supposed to cut?** I wonder where the mother bear is.** I've seen this done on TV.** These are the good kind of mushrooms.** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.** Let it down slowly.** Rat poison only kills rats.** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.** It's strong enough for both of us.** This doesn't taste right.** I can make this light before it changes.** Nice doggie.** I can do that with my eyes closed.** I've done this before.** Well, we've made it this far.** That's odd.** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?** Don't be so superstitious.** Now watch this.** What duck? |
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