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Famous Last Words!

 

** I'll get a world record for this.

** It's fireproof.

** He's probably just hibernating.

** What does this button do?

** I'm making a citizen's arrest.

** So, you're a cannibal.

** It's probably just a rash.

** Are you sure the power is off?

** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

** Pull the pin and count to what?

** Which wire was I supposed to cut?

** I wonder where the mother bear is.

** I've seen this done on TV.

** These are the good kind of mushrooms.

** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

** Let it down slowly.

** Rat poison only kills rats.

** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

** It's strong enough for both of us.

** This doesn't taste right.

** I can make this light before it changes.

** Nice doggie.

** I can do that with my eyes closed.

** I've done this before.

** Well, we've made it this far.

** That's odd.

** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

** Don't be so superstitious.

** Now watch this.

** What duck?

 

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