A cowboy rode into town and stopped
at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of
picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found
his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught
it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the
ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with
surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back
outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I
don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the
post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered
out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened
in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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