According to inside contacts, the
Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything,
it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing
that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some
of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office
staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and
staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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