Breast Milk Is Best!

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Presents:

Leonard desperately wanted to become a doctor and had really crammed for his medical boards, so he wasn't in the least fazed by the question: "Name the three advantages of breast milk."

Quickly he wrote:

1. It contains the optimum balance of nutrients for
the newborn child.

2. As it is contained within the mother's body, it is
protected from germs and helps develop the
child's immune system.

Then Leonard was stumped. Sitting back and racking his brain until he'd broken intoa sweat, he finally scribbled:

3. It comes in such nice containers.

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