A woman was walking down the street
when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for some food.
She got out her purse and took
ten dollars out and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine
with it instead of food?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years
ago", the homeless woman told her.
"Will you use it to go shopping
instead of buying food?" she asked.
"No, I don't waste time
shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying
to stay alive."
"Will you spend this in a beauty
salon instead of food?" she asked.
"Are you NUTS !" replied the
homeless woman. "Ihaven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," she said, "I'm not going
to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner
with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless woman was shocked.
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm
dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman says, "That's okay.
It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has
given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
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