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Hot & Cold!

One day a blonde was sitting in her apartment when the doorbell rang. She answered the door and found a salesman standing on her porch with a strange object in his hands. "What is that?" she asked, "What does it do?".

"This baby," the salesman said, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

After some deliberation the blonde bought one, deciding it would really help her lunch situation. The next day she arrived at her office and sure enough, her friends were curious about her new object.

"What is it?" they asked. "It's a thermos," she replied. "What does it do?" they asked. "Well," she said in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "What's in it?" they asked.

"Three cups of coffee and a Popsicle!"

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