Presents:

Eve Is So Dumb!

God one day decided he ought to check in with Adam to see how things were going.

"Adam....How are things going?"

Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in such a beautiful and peaceful place but he did have a couple of questions to ask, if the Lord didn't mind, of course.

"No problem," said the Lord, "Ask away"

"Well Lord, I was wondering why you made Eve so beautiful? Not that I'm complaining, mind you."

"Adam, I made Eve so beautiful so that you would like her."

"Oh, well yes, I do like her very much. Thank you Lord. You made her so beautiful, but why is it then that you made her so stupid?"

"Well Adam, I had to make sure she liked you too!"

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