A Bad Breakfast!

A man sits down at a table in a restaurant and asks the waitress: "Do you serve breakfast here?"

"Sure; what'll it be?" the waitress responds.

"I'll have some watery scrambled eggs .. and some burnt toast ... and some weak coffee, lukewarm." says the man.

"Whatever you say, sir." says the waitress.

The man then says "Now, are you doing anything while the order is going through?"

"Why - no sir." she responds.

"Great" says the man "then sit here and nag me a while ... I'm homesick!"