Dogs Vs. Women!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women!

• Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).

• Dogs love it when your friends come over.

• Dogs think you sing great.

• A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

• Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

• A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

• A dog's parents never visit.

• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

• Dogs like beer.

• No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

• Dogs never expect gifts.

• Dogs don't worry about germs.

• Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

• You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

• Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

• Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

• Dogs never want foot-rubs.

• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

• Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.