Cosmic
Ruminations on recent perceptions...
Sign seen at local day care center:
"Two-year-old teacher needed."
Typical male comment: "We're lost.... but at
least we're making good time."
When we mail fruitcake, we leave off the return
address. . .
My son recently asked, "Why do they call it
rush hour when no one seems to be rushing and it always takes more than an hour?"
If we impeached every politician who lied to the
American public, Washington, D.C., would be a ghost town.
So, if they combined country with rap, would they
call it crap?
Her internet addiction has cured her soap opera
addiction.
Being late for work doesn't give you the right to
put other motorists at risk with your reckless driving. Leave home earlier!
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