hh-hau~1.gif (2154 bytes)humorhaus-titlesm.gif (4753 bytes) Presents:

 

A Diva's Prayer!

 

A Diva's Prayer

Armani
Which art in Hermes
Hallowed be thy Gucci
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
On Rodeo
As it is in Tiffany's
Give us this day, our Visa Gold
And forgive us this overdraft
As we forgive those who stop this MasterCard
Lead us not into JC Penney
And deliver us from Sears
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier and Versace
For Dolce & Gabbana
Amex

Having problems sending this fun ecard? Click Here for help!

Sign up for FREE NEWSLETTERS from Daily Dilly!
Check off newsletters wanted, enter email address below, then click the button:

Dobhran's Gr-r-reetings! - Ecards, clean jokes & inspiration! 5/week
Dobhran's Inspire! - Even more inspiration! 2/week
Dobhran's Humorama! - More G to PG rated jokes! 2/week
The Daily Delight! - DAILY newsletter full of delights! 5/week
The Daily Dilly! - DAILY G to PG rated joke newsletter!  5/week
Humor Haus! - PG to PG-13 jokes from Humor Haus! 2/week
Tiggy's Rib-Ticklers! - PG-13 to R rated jokes from Tiggy! 3/week
The Daily Cartoon! - DAILY cartoon newsletter!  5/week
The Daily Dirty! - DAILY PG-13 to R-rated joke newsletter! 5/week

Enter Your Email Address:                Click To Unsubscribe

Please double-check your e-mail address!  

Return to Humor Haus' home page!

humorbombad.gif (3233 bytes) Click to see the web's Top Joke Sites!
wwlaugh.gif (5192 bytes) TopLaughs.com

Want More Fun Ecards & Humor?

©HUMORHAUS.COM All Rights reserved.