I Want A Quickie!

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Presents:

A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie."

She slaps his face and asks, "Now would you please give me your order?"

Again, he says, "I want a quickie."

She slaps him again and says, "I'll give you one last chance; what do you want?"

Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, "I think it's pronounced QUICHE."

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