Almost Every Night!

Almost Every Night!

The Old Professor was bragging about his sex life when his friend came visiting at the Home for Retired Professors.

"You can still do it?" asked Jud. "You know, I have relations with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"

"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!" said the old professor.

"Almost every night?" Jud exclaimed.

"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday, almost..."

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The Old Professor was bragging about his sex life when his friend came visiting at the Home for Retired Professors.

"You can still do it?" asked Jud. "You know, I have relations with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"

"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!" said the old professor.

"Almost every night?" Jud exclaimed.

"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday, almost..."

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