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A True Friend!

 

When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

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When you are scared...
I will laugh at you and tease you about it
every chance I get.

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When you are worried...
I will tell you how much worse it could be
and to quit complaining.

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When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it
to your dumb ass.

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When you are sick...
I will hold your hair while you pay homage
to the porcelain god.

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When you fall...
I will point and laugh
at your clumsy ass.

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This is my oath
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.

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