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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Tears:
The hydraulic Force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power'

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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Rumor:
News that travels faster than the speed of sound.

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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with their bills.

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Father:
A banker provided by nature.

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Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually, sit down to decide that nothing can be done together.

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