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Presents:

Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his 5 kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

The children all stared back in silence.

Then he asked, "Who never talks back to mother?"

Again, the kids appeared to be mystified by the question.

Then Tom asked, "Who does everything she says?"

With that question, the kids finally able to come to a conclusion - the five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

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