Emotional Extremes!

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Presents:

Some aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges are attending their first class and the professor is lecturing on emotional extremes.

"Just as an example," says the professor to one student from a major urban university, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," says the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asks of a young lady from an Ivy League college.

"Elation," says she.

"And you sir," he says to the young man from an agricultural institution, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The aggie replies, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

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