You Might Be A Redeck! 2008

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... (2008 Version)

• Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

• Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

• You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

• Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

• There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

• You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

• None of the tires on your van are the same size.

• You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

• Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

• Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

• Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

• You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.

• Starting your car involves popping the hood.

• Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

• You whistle at women in church.

• You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

• You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

• You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.

• You think people who have cell phones and e-mail are uppity.