Presents:

A Healthy Diet!

Can't eat beef ... mad cow.

Can't eat chicken ... bird flu

Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies...
insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm.....
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!

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