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A woman is complaining to her friend about her marriage.

Her friend says, "Yeah, I understand, I guess there isn't anymore magic in your life."

"Oh, no, there's still some magic! Every Saturday night he disappears!"

Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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