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My Stomach Hurts!

A little girl went up to her mother one day, holding her stomach and said, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then prepared a bowl of soup for the girl.

Later that day, when the pastor and his wife were over for dinner, the pastor began to feel bad. Holding his head he said, "I have a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at him, giving him the sweetest smile, and said, "I know what's wrong! That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

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