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Blondes With Hammers!

A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the girls, Jamie, walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

Jamie said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

Jamie paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile, she returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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